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            Puff the magic dragon....

Question:
I quitted 48 hours ago, and have already listened to puff the black dragon. I`m not feeling to good about this. I`m fighting my greeneyed dragon that resides behind my left ear, that goes by the name: "Just one puff - dragon". We have had more incounters today than I thought were possible before I started to stop. It has been a terrible day. I was caught off garde by my evil other addicted me today. And yes, I did have a sigarette. Sigh. Not giving up ( after all it is just day two...) resat my meter and still going strong. Never underestimate your addiction.

Answer:
- We interrupt this program to bring you a Special Report. We have confirmed that the extremist Nicodemon Gang has begun using animals in their efforts to force recent quitters to smoke again. For more on this story, we go to our Pulitzer Prize winning reporter, Hooty McBoobs. Hooty?" "Thank you, Dick. I'm standing outside the home of one Janne Lutdal where, moments ago, Smobriety Police SWAT Team members captured a live Komodo Dragon. A friend of the family heard the dragon hissing into the left ear of Janne, urging her to smoke "just one". Although shocked at the idea that the animal could speak, she was able to spy the tell-tale tattoo that all Nicodemons wear to proclaim their membership in the tobacco-backed terrorist gang. It has been speculated...wait...wait just a minute...I see the SWAT Team is bringing the dragon out now. Yes, you can see the cage between two team members. The dragon *is* alive...I repeat it *is* alive. They seem to be taking the dragon to a large black van. There are many mysterious looking men in black suits and sunglasses gathered around the van and..uh-oh...one of them is coming this way. He doesn't look happy...I think he may try to confiscate our camera...We'll try to bring you an update on this shocking story as soon as we can. "Well, there you have it. The rumors are true. The Nicodemon terrorists are using animals to further their plot to control the population with cigarettes. As you saw, a mysterious man approached Ms. McBoobs and her crew and appeared to confiscate their camera. We have no idea why they would do such a thing as it had appeared that the government was actually beginning to work against the Nicodemons in the past few months. We'll try to regain contact with our crew on the scene as quickly as possible and report any further information as soon as it develops. For now, we return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast. This is Dick Thicke, reporting for NSN, the Non-Smoking Network. - the Way to keep on quitting Janne. Did you learn anything from your stumble that you can use to prepare to fight off in case it rears its ugly head again? My brain still comes up with that "one puff won't hurt you" BS every once in a while. I find some comfort reading over the JUNKIE post that shows up here every week or so. I've included some of my favorites below . Those first couple of days can be as I well remember! I have chosen not to smoke for 1 Month 5 Hours 45 Minutes 16 Seconds. Cigarettes not smoked: 564. Money saved: 7,907.14 Yen.



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