| Puff the magic dragon.... |
Question:
I quitted 48 hours ago, and have already listened to puff the black
dragon.
I`m not feeling to good about this. I`m fighting my greeneyed dragon
that resides behind my left ear, that goes by the name: "Just one puff -
dragon".
We have had more incounters today than I thought were possible before I
started to stop. It has been a terrible day. I was caught off garde by my
evil other addicted me today. And yes, I did have a sigarette. Sigh.
Not giving up ( after all it is just day two...)
resat my meter and still going strong. Never underestimate your addiction.
Answer: - We interrupt this program to bring you a Special Report. We have confirmed
that the extremist Nicodemon Gang has begun using animals in their efforts
to force recent quitters to smoke again. For more on this story, we go to
our Pulitzer Prize winning reporter, Hooty McBoobs. Hooty?"
"Thank you, Dick. I'm standing outside the home of one Janne Lutdal where,
moments ago, Smobriety Police SWAT Team members captured a live Komodo
Dragon. A friend of the family heard the dragon hissing into the left ear of
Janne, urging her to smoke "just one". Although shocked at the idea that the
animal could speak, she was able to spy the tell-tale tattoo that all
Nicodemons wear to proclaim their membership in the tobacco-backed terrorist
gang. It has been speculated...wait...wait just a minute...I see the SWAT
Team is bringing the dragon out now. Yes, you can see the cage between two
team members. The dragon *is* alive...I repeat it *is* alive. They seem to
be taking the dragon to a large black van. There are many mysterious looking
men in black suits and sunglasses gathered around the van and..uh-oh...one
of them is coming this way. He doesn't look happy...I think he may try to
confiscate our camera...We'll try to bring you an update on this shocking
story as soon as we can.
"Well, there you have it. The rumors are true. The Nicodemon terrorists are
using animals to further their plot to control the population with
cigarettes. As you saw, a mysterious man approached Ms. McBoobs and her crew
and appeared to confiscate their camera. We have no idea why they would do
such a thing as it had appeared that the government was actually beginning
to work against the Nicodemons in the past few months. We'll try to regain
contact with our crew on the scene as quickly as possible and report any
further information as soon as it develops. For now, we return you to your
regularly scheduled broadcast. This is Dick Thicke, reporting for NSN, the
Non-Smoking Network.
- the Way to keep on quitting Janne. Did you learn anything from your
stumble that you can use to prepare to fight off in case it rears its
ugly head again?
My brain still comes up with that "one puff won't hurt you" BS every
once in a while. I find some comfort reading over the JUNKIE post
that shows up here every week or so. I've included some of my
favorites below
. Those first couple of days can be as
I well remember!
I have chosen not to smoke for 1 Month 5 Hours 45 Minutes 16 Seconds.
Cigarettes not smoked: 564. Money saved: 7,907.14 Yen.
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